Hi, my NetName is MadProf. I'm not going to tell you my real name because a lot of people seem to think that saying so is a Bad Thing (tm), to do online, and besides, it adds an air of mystery and something or other to me. I think. Not to mention the fact that is is possible to find out my name most easily by actually viewing the rest of the site (providing you have an image-capable browser).

I am Home-Educated, Vegetarian, live in Cyprus, have 4 cats, speak some english, and a lot less Greek. I'm a brummie (That means I come from Burrminum (actually spelt "Birmingham (England)". But I am a native, and so speak weirdly. Strange isn't it, how most people seem to say the name of their home-town/country in a way totally different to the rest of the world.)), a programmer, an artist, and I like linux. I enjoy designing web-sites, which is why this one gets re-made so often. And each time it is the "last time I'm doing this", but I enjoy designing new sites so much that it never really is. Except this time. THIS IS THE LAST TIME. Well. Probably.

I've finally finished writing a computer game, Roller Park, I'm a member of Smiley Productions , Christian Coders, and a moderately active Blender User (I post sometimes on the forum, chat online on #blender3d (#blenderchat and #blenderqa now) occasionly, and a few of the older people there know me). You can find the chatroom(s) on irc.linux.com or any other OPN server. I am now a developer on the CronosII open source project.

I'm very fond of Cadburys Chocolate, which IMHO is the best in the world. (I know I will upset a lot of Mainland Europeans with that statment), I do like Euro-chocolate, but I like the spicy Cadbury flavour. If you disagree about the spicy thing, please send me some cadburys chocolate which you concider non-spicy, and I will definately test it, and post the results here.

When I ever actually play computer games.. which is extremely rairly these days (*sigh*. perhaps thats good. I dont know), I like playing stratergy games best, The Civilization series by Sid Mier and co are brilliant. I also play Worms Armegeddon, bzFlag, xPilots, and a few other x-windows UNIX games (freecell is great when compiling stuff.).

I play Clarinet, all the recorders (except Soprinino, because my hands are too big!), I listen mostly to CCM, the "Deeper" CD(s) by Delirious¿ being my current favorite.

Please do email me, provided that the email is not SPAM. I'm very happy to answer questions about anything on my website (Art, Games, Programs, Programming, Web-design, etc) or other topics which are mentioned here. Or, in fact, anything vaguely surreal or insane, weird or funny. I am NOT happy to recieve emails telling me that I can have the septic tank taken care of easily and happily with no problems for another 10 years providing I answer this email and get myself added to another 30 spam lists.

I haven't been updating this site much recently, due to arm problems when typing and/or using a mouse/tablet/rollerball. I have also formed a theory stating all computers are evil and should be hated by all rational people... which unfortunately proves me irrational. Which, if true, means that my theory is wrong, and so I'm not, in which case my theory might be right. Anyway, it all gets rather confusing and recursive. Talking about recursion... Re-Cursing a computer doesn't work. They don't listen.

You can contact me here:

You have to type it in yourself, sorry for the inconveniance,
but I'm trying to stop SPAM.